Twits and Such for 2008-07-22

  • @jonnymay I have to unplug and plug the ear buds to get sound working sometimes. Calling your iPhone does the trick every now and then too. #
  • @seancarmody slow train to sweatshop #
  • @seancarmody either way the train’s gonna arrive LOL #
  • @LadyCrow a Twitter ho is a user with an alluringly feminine avatar sending girlish tweets to other similar users who are also old men #
  • dude next to me at McD’s making some disgusting noises. sound’s like a dying squirrel giving blow job. bastard #
  • whoa. wordpress finally on the iPhone. trying not… to …. cry. oh tears of JOY! LOL #
  • @PatrickTulskie thanks! #
  • @LadyCrow no but they’ll send you creepy tweets that’ll make you wish you were never born. #
  • @masontech WordPress on the iPhone is amazing. hope they add landscape input before my right index finger freezes into a death claw #
  • @Amber_ if my trauma gives someone joy then I feel less dead inside. 😉 #
  • @frankyu fast food never felt so much like eternity #
  • @endekks you crack me up #
  • @gf3 you need to be based in Florida to qualify #
  • @brandywine all the virtual hos live in Florida, just off the coast of Nebraska #
  • it’s amazing how in the 21st century, the fittest members of male species are mostly gay. #
  • @jdcoffman you’ll love it. you can even unpublish an article. just have to fish out the long-forgotten password first #
  • one morning, one kernel issue, another crash. I feel blessed #