August, 2008


17
Aug 08

Twits and Such for 2008-08-17


16
Aug 08

Twits and Such for 2008-08-16

  • You know you’re tired when you don’t catch your sudoku errors #


15
Aug 08

Twits and Such for 2008-08-15

  • I miss those flashing little LED lights on the Japanese phones letting you know of missed calls and unread emails #
  • Too sleepy for sudoku #
  • AOL Radio on the iPhone’s a real gem. Too bad it isn’t available to most in Japan. #
  • @iconsam I got it but it wouldn’t connect. Maybe I’ll give it another shot #


14
Aug 08

Nacho Libre, a Sweet Disappointment

If I was to sum up the movie Nacho Libre in one word I would say “sweet disappointment”. If you go in expecting a typical Jack Black comedy, you’ll come away shaking your head. Nacho, the title character played by Jack is a Mexican monk moonlighting as a professional wrestler to battle his own inadequacies and raise extra funding at the monastery and orphanage he belongs to. He’s constantly put at a crossroads between his grand visions and reality, such as his feelings for the hot nun at his monastery and the reality that they will not break their vows of celibacy.


I think the film really fell under the weight of the director’s previous film “Napoleon Dynamite” which to me is a masterpiece. Nacho Libre tries to take it to a higher artistic level that it doesn’t quite reach. The laughs are mostly low key with some crude humor thrown in. Some of the scenery is quite gorgeous and the laid back tone of the film isn’t exactly bad but I think there’s a wide divide between what the film makers were trying to achieve artistically and what the audience walked away with. It kind of felt like a bastardized take on Ozu Yasujiro. I actually, found it kind of refreshing and relaxing but I have trouble calling it a comedy.


Nacho Libre


11
Aug 08

Twits and Such for 2008-08-11

  • I’m getting tired of catching these bastards peeking at my phone on the train #
  • @archiwiz iPhone. It’s a combination of novelty, big screen and Japanese tendency for peeking at people’s shiyat. Made eye contact w/ cock #
  • Chillaxin with Brazillian Acai juice #
  • Freakin sales lady making client calls in a quiet cafe. I want to give her a piece of my mind… Time to turn on music #
  • Solving sudoku to the tune of gangsta rap feels wrong #
  • @daxazo LOL sounds more like the crackhead neighbor. I feel where you’re comin’ from. It’ll pass. It’ll pass. #
  • The IOC is a cesspool of corruption #
  • @MeganGee you sound like prime material for management fast-track #
  • @JuliRocks LOL you’re commentary is way more entertaining than the Olympics #
  • you’re gonna wait a long time homey. I suggest you reconsider. http://www.wikiupload.com/images/engineer.php #
  • @endekks I’m sure the internet wouldn’t exist without an abundance of virgin engineers #
  • @endekks I thought about that but some of these mofos are on edge and I don’t want that kind of drama. Just look em in the eye. #
  • @endekks too bad I look really Japanese… #
  • Almost missed the last train. I desperately need to find another line of work #
  • OMG iPHone is actually restoring for the first time EVAR!!! WTFBBQ!! xoxoxo bastards. #
  • Billion dollar market for iPhone apps? #


10
Aug 08

Twits and Such for 2008-08-10

  • sure is raining damn hard. Makes Monday all the more enjoyable. #
  • Getting in shape without cardio is tougher than it seems #
  • I hate it when you have to rush out of the house with only enough time to dry the front half of your head #
  • @jordangreen liposuction? #
  • Gained some waist space in my jeans. Last week I looked like the second man to become pregnant #


10
Aug 08

Road Warrior for Reals

As you can see there’s an ongoing love/hate saga with my phone. Despite what I say, I like the iPhone a lot and once they iron out the kinks with future releases I’ll be more than happy. Having the iPhone makes me want to be a businessman again. Traveling about from meeting to meeting, scheduling appointments, attending events etc. I could have really used this phone back then. We’ve had email on our phones here in Japan since forever but nothing really puts it together like the iPhone. To be honest, I don’t think the iPhone is quite ready to storm mainstream Japan. I still remember quite vividly how the initial line of people waiting for the iPhone were mid 30s IT types and all the people I know who own an iPhone are heavy geeks. The other day I logged into Mixi, Japan’s largest social network, to check out the iPhone community and was shocked to see so many people who wanted to sell their iPhones. The most common complaints were, “I just can’t figure out how to use all these features” or “my computer is incompatible/don’t have a computer”.


The youth have a whole different “keitai (Japanese for cell phone) culture” that abandoning would mean nothing short of social suicide. The iPhone isn’t compatible with the pictographic mail characters implemented by all the companies nor can it access all the “keitai” web sites that Japanese students spend so much time on. On the other hand, the potential of the iPhone as a businessman’s tool is awesome.


Despite all the recent complaints I’ve seen about MobileMe, to me this service is one of the saving graces that kept me sane when it came time to reset my iPhone to factory settings. All I did was log into my MobileMe account on the phone and gradually my entire address book materialized out of thin air with all my calendars intact (I wish they had notes sorted out as well). For the first time I can recall, I can literally add or edit my contacts or calendars on the home mac, on the iPhone, or from a work computer and still remain synced.


The only real danger here is going overboard and burning out with all this at your fingertips. So far 70,000 iphones have shipped in Japan so far but part of it is pent up demand since this is the first model to ship ever and still the U.S. shipped roughly 10 fold including owners who upgraded from previous models. I’m really not sure how much the iPhone will end up appealing to the fickle Japanese consumer market and have a feeling that they wont be making inroads into the youth market any time soon but I see great potential for the harried business people here, especially sales people (who have notoriously grueling sales calls to attend to since the typical Japanese sales person has to do lots of cold calls) and executives who are always out and about. The beauty of the iPhone for a sizable company they can connect their in-house systems via iPhone apps to achieve greater efficiency. Of course, it’s questionable whether Japanese companies would pursue this kind of efficiency on their own but consultants have a great opportunity to push a variety of custom solutions involving the iPhone.


I’ve read comments from two Japanese CEOs marveling about the fact that they not only didn’t have to open their PCs while on the road but also didn’t have much to do when they did finally get back to their desks. I’m pretty confident that I could operate a side business off this phone. It’s that good for enterprise. Unfortunately, Apple really doesn’t have that “enterprise” feel. Too stylish and bold. Plus, they need to fix a bunch of crap before they push their products to business. Of course, these days I play more and more sudoku on the iPhone and I suppose that would be an added allure for business types, they could be playing games and watching movies while shuttling from one sales call or appointment to the next and still not miss those phone calls.


I think Apple can really expand the enterprise side of the iPhone if they wanted to. It would probably involve the development of some kind of external keyboard and stealing some of BlackBerry’s input tricks that make thumb jockey’s lives easier.


8
Aug 08

Twits and Such for 2008-08-08

  • @gf3 LOL this is my back on drugs #
  • Some dude asked me for walking directions to Harajuku from Shibuya. Shoulda showed him on my iPhone maps but was busy finding an my own way #
  • been trying to lose weight without cardio (bad knee). That only leaves less food and more muscle. le sigh #
  • @iconsam hadn’t thought of that but my yoga sessions will end up with me sleeping on the floor again. #
  • been drinking too much alcohol too. Need to stop that shiyat #
  • @gcorrin I told him to walk straight through Centaagai and ask for directions. oops. #
  • @iconsam more mysterious scars surely #
  • @loganalexander rockclimbing sounds amazing. climbers have some amazing upper bodies. #


7
Aug 08

Twits and Such for 2008-08-07

  • not feeling olympic fever this time around #
  • Fell asleep on the hard floor, woke up with unexplained abstract-looking bruises on my back #
  • I knew it was a matter of time before I bought a Sudoku App http://tinyurl.com/5a9t8d #


6
Aug 08

Twits and Such for 2008-08-06

  • trying to get back into cubicle monkey mode again #
  • google map’s street view makes me sick. would you trust Iran or N. Korea with nukes simply because their national motto was “do no evil?” #
  • The novelty of this phone is wearing off. Can’t wait for the new earbuds… #
  • sleeeeeepy #
  • doing the chewing gum & coffee tango to keep sleep away #
  • @endekks those little bastards make my heart race. #