10 Reasons Why Your Code is Better Than a Girlfriend

  1. If your code isn’t hot you can borrow someone else’s and call it your own
  2. Lots of hot code (open source) to choose from
  3. When things go wrong you can always revert to better days
  4. If you get tired of your code you can open source it
  5. If your code is hot you can pimp it out to companies
  6. At least you’re directly responsible for its faults
  7. They don’t care about anniversaries
  8. When it cries at least you can understand why
  9. You can share it and work on it with others to make it better
  1. It doesn’t change with age

    inspired by:Ramblings from the Marginalized ยป 1100 Reasons programing is better than having a girlfriend

    This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 at 9:32 am and is filed under programming. You can follow any comments to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a comment, or trackback from your own site.

9 comments

  1. HMTKSteve
    May 29, 2007 at 9:36 am

    I’m so glad that you published a non-twitter post!

  2. engtech @ internet duct tape
    May 29, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    Man, code totally changes with age.

    Or at least your understanding of it does.

  3. Peety
    May 29, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    I can find 11 reasons why us women are better than code!!! he-he

    hugs

  4. baron
    May 30, 2007 at 9:26 am

    A plugin botched my install. Sorry I lost your comments…

  5. Andy
    May 30, 2007 at 11:35 am

    aww man … all the comments that were making fun of Steve’s pokemon posts were lost :P

  6. baron
    May 30, 2007 at 11:52 am

    yeah, I miss those too.

  7. Charbarred
    May 31, 2007 at 1:18 am

    hmm…I swear there were a couple more comments here…maybe I’ll look for them on Digg…

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