10 Reasons Why Your Code is Better Than a Girlfriend

  1. If your code isn’t hot you can borrow someone else’s and call it your own
  2. Lots of hot code (open source) to choose from
  3. When things go wrong you can always revert to better days
  4. If you get tired of your code you can open source it
  5. If your code is hot you can pimp it out to companies
  6. At least you’re directly responsible for its faults
  7. They don’t care about anniversaries
  8. When it cries at least you can understand why
  9. You can share it and work on it with others to make it better
  1. It doesn’t change with age

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